Big Shaq, man's not home, never home Skrrra, skiddy-ka-ka, boom, you done know I tell her man's not home, I tell her man's not home The girl told me take off your jacket, I said babe, man's not home Big Shaq, man's not home, never home The ting goes skrrra I said babe, man's not home Skrrra, skiddy-ka-ka, boom, you done know The ting goes skrrra Skrrra, skiddy-ka-ka, boom, you done know I said babe, man's not home Skrrra, skiddy-ka-ka, boom, you done know The ting goes skrrra Big Shaq Two plus two is four, minus one, that's three quick matches Everyday man's on the block, smoke trees See your girl in the park, that girl was a ackers When the ting went quack, quack, quack, you man were ducking All type ask me, he's got a pumpy Whole type my man, he's got a frisbee Mirror now cornflakes, rash brisbees The ting goes skrrra, quack, quack, quack, quack Skiddy-ka-pa-pa, and a po-po-do-do-do-boom Skrrra, I tell her man's not home Do-do-quack-quack-do-do, boom, boom The ting goes skrrra I said babe, man's not home Your dad know the ting goes skrrra I said babe, man's not home Your dad know the ting goes skrrra Pop out the four-door with a four-four It was one, two, three, and four Chillin' in the corridor Your dad is forty-four And he's got a four-door Your dad is forty-four And he's still callin' man for a draw Let him know When I see him I'm gonna spin his jaw Take man's tweaks by force Send man's shop by force Your girl knows I've got the sauce No ketchup, just sauce Raw sauce Yo The ting goes skrrra Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack Skiddy-ka-pa-pa, and a po-po-do-do-do-boom Ski-ya I tell her man's not home Do-do-ku-ku-do-do Boom, boom Your dad know Big Shaq Man's not home I tell her man's not home Forty degrees out, man's not home Yo In the sauna, man's not home Yeah Skiddy-ka-pa-pa Skiddy-ka-pa-pa