Though the world is so full of a number of things, I'm sure we should all be as happy as... But are we? No. Definitely no. Positively no. Decidedly no. Uh-uh. Short people have long faces. And long people have short faces. Big people have little humor. And little people have no humor at all. And in the words of that immortal god, Samuel J. Snodgrass, as he was about to be led to the guillotine, Make them laugh, make them laugh. Don't you know everyone wants to laugh? Ha ha! My dad said be an actor, my son. But be a comical one. They'll be standing in line. For those old honky-tonk monkey shines. Now you can study Shakespeare and be quite elite. And you can charm the critics and have nothing to eat. Just slip on a banana peel, the world's at your feet. Make them laugh, make them laugh, make them laugh. Make them... Make them laugh. Don't you know everyone wants to laugh? My grandpa said go out and tell them a joke. But give it plenty of hulk. Make them roar, make them scream. Take off all but a wall, split a seam. You start off by pretending you're a dancer with grace. You wiggle till they're giggling all over the place. And then you get a grape and cuss your pie in the face. Make them laugh, make them laugh, make them laugh. Make them laugh, make them laugh, don't you know everyone wants to laugh? Make them laugh. Make them laugh. Ha-ha. Make them laugh. Ha-ha. Make them laugh. Make them laugh. Make them laugh. Make them laugh.