9. The Potion I told her that I was a floppy chip I've been this way since 1956 She looked at my palm and she made a magic sign She said, what you need is Love potion number 9 She bent down and turned around and gave me a wink She said, I'm gonna mix it up right here in the sink It smelled like turpentine and looked like Indian ink I opened my nose and closed my eyes, I took a drink I didn't know if it was day or night I started kissing everything in sight But when I kissed the cup down at 34 and 5 He broke my little bottle of Love potion number 9 I opened my nose and closed my eyes, I took a drink I didn't know if it was day or night I started kissing everything in sight But when I kissed the cup down at 34 and 5 He broke my little bottle of Love potion number 9 Love potion number 9