The crowd had gathered, they'd heard the word And pretty soon I'd be losing her They stood in line just to see The way she'd make a meal of me They held their breath, whispered low Waiting for that final blow They called her name, she was picked to win As we walked out into the ring In the first round, she broke my heart In the second round, she tore it apart In the third round, I was on the ropes In the fourth round, I didn't have a hope The things she said in the final bout Laid me low, really knocked me out She waved to the crowd without a scratch She's the heartbreak champion of this love match Mmm, love match Mmm, love match They called for blood and wanted more They picked me up off of the floor My head was spinning, I staggered round I couldn't stand for falling down The lights were ***, I heard them say You can't make it anyway I was game, I climbed back in I tried to win her back again In the first round, she hurt me bad In the second round, I couldn't handle that In the third round, I almost died In the fourth round, I saw that look in her eyes I knew right then how it would be She turned and walked away from me I shot fair and square, there ain't no catch She's the heartbreak champion of this love match Mmm, love match Mmm, love match They held their breath, whispered low Waiting for that final blow The lights were ***, I heard them say You can't make it anyway In the first round, she broke my heart In the second round, she tore it apart In the third round, I was on the ropes In the fourth round, I didn't have a hope The things she said in the final bout Laid me low, really knocked me out She waved to the crowd without a scratch She's the heartbreak champion of this love match Mmm, love match Mmm, love match Mmm, love match Mmm, love match