I know I did it to myself, but man oh man it hurtsThat second last martini, the one that went down real smoothSet me on the bender with nothing left to loseI just can't apologize for what I did to myselfMy bed's an ocean liner and I can't call for helpYeah baby it hurts a bunch, the girls got going and we had a munchI promise I'm gonna die and miss the last time I'll never have a liquid lunchYeah baby it hurts a bunch, the girls got going and we had a munchI promise I'm gonna die and miss the last time I'll never have a liquid lunchI think I've got the symptoms and none of them will leaveThey think that it's a party to laugh at all my griefIt must have been a doozy, I had 200 dreamsAt least I found my pillow cause I can find my keysIt's hard to remember all of the eventsBut I must have paid the tab cause all that's left is 50 centsYeah baby it hurts a bunch, the girls got going and we had a munchI promise I'm gonna die and miss the last time I'll never have a liquid lunchYeah baby it hurts a bunch, the girls got going and we had a munchI promise I'm gonna die and miss the last time I'll never have a liquid lunchMaybe I can call the pharmacyThey'll bring something up, something up to sweetSome exotic medicineTo cure my every ill with some kind of magic pillI just can't apologize for what I did to myselfMy bed's an ocean liner and I can't call for helpYeah baby it hurts a bunch, the girls got going and we had a munchI promise I'm gonna die and miss the last time I'll never have a liquid lunchYeah baby it hurts a bunch, the girls got going and we had a munchYeah baby it hurts a bunch, the girls got going and we had a munchI promise I'm gonna die and miss the last time I'll never have a liquid lunchNever have a liquid, never have a liquid, have a liquid lunchI'll never have a liquid, I'll never have a liquidNever have a liquid, have a liquid lunch