10 dollar chicken parmesan a night down at the RSL The second Saturday of every month is karaoke as well All my life I've been keepin' a secret just like Carta Nopal When I'm singin' karaoke I have to sing like a Bee Gee Cause I seem to go off key if I try I know anywhere below me I don't see Unless I'm singin' Frankie Valli I have to sing like a Bee Gee When I do a song by Elton John ever so Billy Joe I sing so high people think that I'm missin' a testicle But if I come down the octave I need more auto-tune than Tim McGraw When I'm singin' karaoke I have to sing like a Bee Gee Cause I seem to go off key if I try I know anywhere below me I don't see Unless I'm singin' Frankie Valli I have to sing like a Bee Gee When I'm singin' karaoke I have to sing like a Bee Gee I sing every song like Barry Morris, Robin, yes I can do all three Unless I'm singin' AC DC I have to sing like a Bee Gee *