I like to stroll on the Costa del Sol at sunrise And to me Waikiki is the place to be speaking fun words I like to dine in a Florentine palazzo You can laugh and call me fatso That's okay by me I like to stick with the first class ticket buyers Setting trends with my trendsetting friends, the frequent flyers I like to shop on the Champs Elysees, eat curry in old Bombay And spend New Year's Eve in either Tel Aviv or Rome But if it's all the same to you Let's eat home I like to dine in a Florentine palazzo You can laugh and call me fatso I like to lunch with a bunch in old Savannah I know a swell motel north of Kalispell, Montana I like to eat in my suite at the Savoy Plaza And I know a bar in Gaza where they serve goat lip tea I jump a jet just to samba one set in Rio I like to say hi, how's the folks, maybe swap a few jokes with the trio And then it's off to my condo in Spain and glide off the coast of Maine And spend Labor Day in either Monterey or Nome But if it's all the same to you Let's eat home