I could crush blue flies, you said today And if you came round, sent you away A million little ways to make you cry If you kissed me, I could turn my back I could hurt you with some backhand crack And you would always know that that's a lie I could say there's something wrong, but that's not true I could say there's something wrong, but I love you We could argue till hell starts to freeze We could fight each other to our knees Your fingers in my eyes, mine round your neck But we'll want to fight another day And we're going to have to find a way To keep this situation back in shape Though it seems there's something wrong, it can't be true We can always sort it out, cos I love you I could say there's something wrong, but that's not true Believe it if you want, but I love you All that's mine of yours is heavenly It means fun for you and hell for me I guess that doesn't matter anymore So I'll slay the bat in a quiche for you I could make a meal, then burn it too I'd even think of showing you the door But when all is said and done, perhaps it's true There's nothing left to say, but I love you I love you, I love you I love you