A long-ass ***in' time ago in a town called Kickapoo There lived a humble family, religious through and through But yay, there was a black sheep and he knew just what to do His name was Young JB and he refused to step in line A vision he did see of *** rocking all the time He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align Oh, the dragon's bald to blaze and as I stepped into his cave Then I sliced his *** cockles with a long and shiny blade T'was I who *** the dragon, *** a lice, think *** a loon And if you try to *** with me then I shall *** you too Gotta get it on in the party zone I got to shoot a load in the party zone Gotta lick a toad in the party zone Gotta suck a toad in the party zone You've disobeyed my orders, son, why were you ever born? Your brother's ten times better than you, Jesus was in awe This music that you've played for us comes from the depths of hell Rock and roll's the devil's work, he wants you to rebel You've become a mindless puppet, beyond survival, cold strings Your heart will lose direction and chaos it will bring You better stretch your back, you better watch your tone You've got a phone weak with no telephone Don't let me hear you cry, don't let me hear you moan Gotta praise the Lord when you're in my home Dio, can you hear me? I am lost and so alone I'm asking for your guidance, won't you come down from your throne? I need a tight compadre who will teach me how to rock My father thinks you're evil, but man, he can suck a cock Rock is not the devil's work, it's magical and rad I'll never rock as long as I am stuck here with my dad I hear you brave young jables, you are hungry for the rock But to learn the ancient methods, secret doors, you must unlock Escape your father's clutches in this oppressive neighborhood On a journey you must go to find the land of Hollywood In the city of fallen angels, where the ocean meets the sand You will form a strong alliance and the world's most awesome band To find your fame and fortune, through the valley you must walk You will face your inner demons, now go, my son, and rock So he built some *** kickapoo with hunger in his heart And he journeyed far and wide to find the secrets of his art But in the end he knew that he would find his counterpart Rock Rock Rock Rock