You want me to bring you home the bacon
Fry it up and serve it to you too
When I don't, you act so God forsaken
Like somehow I've been mistreating you I know thats the way your mama did it
She waited on you dang near all your life
It took a while but now I finally get it
You were never looking for a wife If you want a mother I can be one
That ain't all that difficult for me
We can do it your way from now on, son
And I'll show you what a mother I can be Remember Tuesday night when youre out bowling
You better have your butt back home by 9
Other wise youre grounded for the weekend
And that brand new Silverado will be mine In the evening when youre feeling sleepy
Well, Ill tuck you in and pat you on your head
And Ill be right down the hall if you should need me
Big boys have to sleep in their own bed If you want a mother I can be one
That ain't all that difficult for me
We can do it your way from now on, son
And Ill show you what a mother I can be If you want a mother I can be one
That ain't all that difficult for me
We can do it your way from now on, son
And Ill show you what a mother I can be You can go on back to mommas apron strings
Let your momma be a mother just like me