I wouldn't treat my dog like you treat me, baby I wouldn't treat my dog like you treat me If I made my dog cry like you made me cry yesterday The neighbors all would go and call the ASPCA I wouldn't hurt my dog like you hurt me, baby I wouldn't say those mean old things to him If I push my little hound the way you push me around A fightin' bitin' mean old pooch it'd be, baby But I wouldn't treat my dog like you treat me I wouldn't treat my dog like you treat me, baby At least I'd take him out once in a while I wouldn't pet another dog if he was standing there I'd hug him and I'd kiss him and I'd let him know I care I give him love and kindness all the time, baby And he pays me back with loyalty Though he's just a D.O.G., he's got feelings too, you see And I wouldn't treat my dog like you treat me, baby No, I wouldn't treat my dog like you treat me