I bought a Porsche and I'm leaving Grand Rapids Quit my job, quit my school, quit this place My mama cried, my father was fried I got no time, man, I'm gonna say goodbye to my babes Yeah, yeah, girls I told young Sheila on Thursday I'll drop Melissa today I kissed and she was all *** up Asked if she'd call her son Amanda, Sandra, and Kate Yeah, yeah, girls I would love them to death Hey, uh, Valentino You going somewhere? You wouldn't sneak out on me, would ya? What's that, a blonde hair? Yeah, yeah, girls He must visualize himself in Aerosmith I see myself as well sophisticated lover I'll meet a rich, hot, old Hollywood dame You see, my ultimate goal Will be my Lafayette Dole In a penthouse living that I can frame And keep it all my life All right, girls Oh, yeah Um, new luggage? Did you say you were going somewhere? Oh, just out for some fresh air Just to have a nice hair He was swallowed alive by the freeway Turned into an ant on parade He bravely drove off that beast Angels come back to feast Why be a snack at home? I'm a feast for the girls I like girls I really like girls Well, well, well Look who's back Run out of gas Sassy I was just gonna call you Look, I left Donald and Shawna and Katie and Carrie Melissa and Dina I just didn't have any use for them I just want you Really? No, really Honest Blank