I'm a simple man, I got simple needs I just want somebody, oh, to love me It's a simple desire, I'm not asking for much I just want some love, baby, want some human I just want to be loved, by an 8.5 at least I'm not asking for much, honestly From someone hotter than he wants to know Unless they're ugly I just want to be loved, by a 9 out of 10 at least I'm not asking for much, honestly I've got this really basic human need To be loved, to be loved, to be loved By someone out of my league See, I'm pretty sure, any ugly girl If I smiled real nice would fall in love with me Or if I said I was a YouTube celebrity There's no challenge in that, so I'm up to bat At finding a 10 out of 10, or maybe two 10 out of 10s Or maybe three 10 out of 10s I just want to be loved, by three 10 out of 10s Is that asking so much? I will say it again I'm a simple man, I got simple plans Anyone's enough, enough, enough, enough, enough By three 10 out of 10s Is that asking so much? Don't answer that question It's just to be real with you Love is all I really need Provided it's from someone who's at least two points hotter than me Love isn't infinite, that's a bit of a lie, please understand It's a scarce resource, that's a lot more like supply and demand Love that's available's inherently less valuable Is what I'm saying terrible? Here, listen to this parable There once was a man whose love wasn't worth enough Enough, enough, enough So he locked his heart away till it turned to mush Too much, too much, too much He worked on his love till it was worth very much So much, so much, so much But it was too late for him His heart was gone and in its place was a black hole that yearned to be filled Not by love, but by power An all-consuming desire to have everything Everything, everything, everything Everything, everything, everything Everything, everything, everything Everything, everything, everything I just wanna be loved Cause love is power, of course Is that asking so much? Oh, on a hoard of scarce resource I just wanna be loved By someone out of my league Just some human touch If you're a schtick, don't touch me I just wanna be loved By 410 out of 10 I'm not asking for much I will say it again I've just got this really basic human need To be loved, to be loved, to be loved To be loved, to be loved, to be loved To be loved, to be loved By someone out of my league