We showed up to your house party, stumbling up the stairs We rang the bell and heard no melody, we couldn't understand You answer the door in your long t-shirt, like you're getting ready for bed We wanted to leave here but you said don't be stupid, and you made us *** the beer instead, oh no We walked through the door, upon your *** carpet, there's litter everywhere Your hairy bald boyfriend's up on the sofa, in his underwear I have to admit, it's getting pretty weird now, where is everybody you said would be here Now you pull out the bong and you try to ingest it, you said don't be scared, and just take a hit now, yeah You make me feel so insecure when I'm around, but that's no reason to take advantage of me, yeah The walls are still spinning as we're trying to leave here, you locked all the doors and you said to have no fear You can find safety in the back of my mattress, and that's about the time that we broke out the window, yeah We won't go to your house party the next time we're all in town We're definitely not trying to live out some fantasy, so it's best to look around We're not getting younger and I hate to admit that, but living like it's college is no way to stop that We all gotta grow up and try to be our best selves, we can still have our fun and not have regrets now, yeah