Oh funny things are happening around the world today, the Commonwealth is breaking up that's what the papers say, if Britain joins the common market we'll be up the creek, with loads of lamb and butter going rotten by the week, but there's a certain Asiatic country with a yen, for metal scrap and bits of tin she'd like to buy again, and there are many things about us we could do without, so with every trade commission you can almost hear them shout, any old iron, any old iron, any any any old iron, public bars, old pop stars, pay a little something for your second hand cars, DABs, DC3s, anything you can lap your eye on, even give you a tuppence for your mares, old chain, old iron, old iron, any old iron, any old iron, any any any old iron, 4 inch nails, old tram rails, prepare to make an offer for your burnt out jails, town hall junk, your bridge that's shrunk, anything you can't rely on, and if you want to dump a load of ancient trains, we're buying old iron. A delegate flew over and I think I heard him say, so sorry but we caught another load of fish today, but as he looked around and saw the junk up on the street, jumping up and down he said, but mate am I repeat, any old iron, any old iron, any any any old iron, cracked half Gs, old MPs, and if you're sick of watching it we take TVs, old bedpans, beehive plans, and the bedstead that you lie on, chuck your 30 bob, your Anne Furley shields, old iron, old iron, any old iron, any old iron, any any any old iron, cheap hotels, sewage smells, take a lot of tiki's and your power shelves, closed coal mines, spans airline, anything that's dead or dying, and if you want to cash in on your naval fleet, we're buying old iron.