Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, baby I'd call you on the telephone Ooh, hello, hello, hello, hello, baby I'd call you on the telephone Every time, every time, every time I call you, honey Mmm, you ain't got your big fat seven home Yeah, one and one is two Two and two is four Look out, baby, love me, love me, love me more Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, baby Ooh, I'd call you on the telephone Every time I call you, honey I never find your big fat seven home Oh, looky here now, looky here . . . Well, you sit there at that table Quiet as a mouse Let me tell you something You're gonna move this whole house Look out, honey Ooh, tell me more, baby I can't stand much of this I go flum crazy, man Ooh, I gotta hear more about that guitar now Guitar now Well, carry on now I've been fighting like a lion But it looks like I'm gonna lose her Ooh, yes, I've been fighting like a lion But it looks like Jerry Lee's gonna lose Oh, there ain't nobody Ever whipped these women blue