Last time I was soberMan, I felt badWorst hangover that I ever hadHit two, six hamburgersAnd scotch all nightNicotine for breakfastJust to put me rightCause if you're one on one coolIf you're one on one coolIf you're one on one coolYou've got to runOn heavy, heavy fuelHeavy, heavy fuelHeavy, heavy fuelMy life makes perfect senseLust and food and violence*** and money are my major kicksGet me in a fightI like a dirty chaseCause if you're one on one coolIf you're one on one coolYes, if you're one on one coolYou've got to runOn heavy, heavy fuelHeavy, heavy fuelHeavy, heavy fuelMy chick loves a man who's strongThe things she'll do to turn me onI love the bassDon't get me wrongHey, that's why I wrote this songI don't care if my liver is hanged by a threadDon't care if my doctor says I ought to be deadI'll win my ugly big car and climb this hillI'll ride a suicide note on a hundred dollar billCause if you're one on one coolIf you're one on one coolYes, if you're one on one coolYou've got to runOn heavy, heavy fuelWe'll be right back.We'll be right back.We'll be right back.We'll be right back.