There once was a boy named Harry
destined to be a star
His parents were killed by Voldermort
who gave him a lightning scar

Yo Harry Yer a wizard.

(Harry Potter and the Sorcerers's Stone)
Harry goes to Hogwarts
He meets Ron and Hermione
McGonagall requires he play for Gryffindor
Draco is a daddy's boy
Quirrell becomes unemployed
The Sorcerers's Stone is destroyed by Dumbledore

(Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets)
Ron breaks his wand
Now Ginny's gone
and Harry's in mortal danger
Tom Riddle hides his snake inside
His ginormous secret chamber

(Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban)
Harry blows up his Aunt Marge
The dementors come and take charge
Lupin is a wolf
The rat's a man
and now the prisoner is at large
They use time travel so they can
Save the prisoner of Azkaban
who just so happens to be Harry's Godfather
I don't really get it either

(Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)
Harry gets put in the
Triwizard tournament
with dragons and mermaids
Oh no!
Edward Cullen gets slayed!
He's back

(Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix)
Harry,Harry,it's getting scary
Voldermort's back
Now you're a revolutionary Harry
Dumbledore,Dumbledore,why is he ignoring your constant
attemps to contact him?
He is forced to leave the school
Umbridge arrives
Draco's a tool
Kids break into the Ministry
Sirius Black is dead as can be

(Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince)
Split your soul
Seven parts of a whole
They're horcruxes
It's Dumbledore's end

(Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)
There once was a boy named Harry
who constantly conquered death
but in one final duel between good and bad
He may take his final breath