Happy Hour, Henny Sour, Margarita Why you so salty at? Happy Hour, Henny Sour, Tequila Soda Why you so sad at? Happy Hour, Henny Sour, Gin and Tonic Who you going bad on? We've been here for mad, mad, mad long What a life, half price Happy Hour, how could I be mad? Drinking early, thirsty Thursdays Wheat and rosé, hurry up and pass that bag Bartender, why you so sad? Oh that's your... I think I love you, maybe I'm too drunk My money right, so the next round only Happy Hour, Henny Sour, Margarita Why you so salty at? Happy Hour, Henny Sour, Tequila Soda Why you so sad at? Happy Hour, Henny Sour, Gin and Tonic Who you going bad on? We've been here for mad, mad, mad long Happy Hour, Mr. Nasty time for at least another half an hour Look, I can go a couple more times, get a couple noodles and some pork rinds Netflix in the background, we don't have to shower I did it again, I did it again Double margarita goes to your friend So give me the son of Dr. Liquorine You thought it was a game You never had it this way The neighbors gonna know my name and they gon' know just what Your happiest hour Probably didn't expect me to last for an hour Dropping a bomb off, running that lotus flower One more drink and I'ma have the power to keep this going for another Happy Hour, Henny Sour, Margarita Why you so salty at? Happy Hour, Henny Sour, Tequila Soda Why you so sad at? Happy Hour, Henny Sour, Gin and Tonic Who you going mad on? We've been here for mad, mad, mad long This ain't even supposed to be no sad song It's the fated song