Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy wedding day! Everybody feelin' a wee bit heady, even Uncle Elmer is a mite unsteady, listen to the groom a-shoutin', am I ready? Happy, happy wedding, happy, happy wedding, happy, happy wedding, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy wedding day! No waitin', we're celebratin' the wedding day! There'll be a wedding day! Start bloomin', there'll be no gloom on a wedding day! Everything's free, all the folks will be so glad to see you stop! But not until you drop, it's a happy wedding day! Now Tilly, put down that yo-yo and come here, I want to talk to you... Yes dear... It's been twenty years or more, but of course you know the scores... Ahh yes! We must be sure it's not a passing fancy! It's been a long engagement, dear, that now that we are approaching the climactic termination of a reciprocal agreement between two people such as you and me... What have you to say, old girl? There's only one thing I can say! Yes? Yes! Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy wedding day! Father's shouting out what a great day this is! Blushing brides making with those friendly kisses! Father's trying to beat it with his brand new missus! Happy, happy wedding, happy, happy wedding, happy, happy wedding day!