Hands up! This is a hold up! This is a hold up... Hands Up! Hold up your hands! This is a stick up Stick up your hands This is a hold up Give me the money I must get that right Give me the money Hands up This is a stick up Give me the money Hands up This is a stick up Give me the money Heads up This is a stick up Give me the money Oh yes that's it Hands up This is a stick up Give me the money Hands up This is a stick up Give me the money Hold hands This is an up stick Up with your sticks This is a hand hold I beg your pardon? I mean this is a stick up A hold stick A hold stick? I mean a hand stick No I see You mean this is a hold up Yes that's right It's a hold up Yes Up with your hands And give me your money How? What do you mean how? How do I give you the money? With my hands up Well you put your hands up And give me the money No you give me the money And then put your hands Oh I don't know Work it out for yourself I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know Work it out for yourself But give me the money No I don't think I will Come on Well why should I? I've got a gun stupid Yes And it's loaded Yes With real bullets And if I fire it You'll be dead Oh sprawl down the floor Dead Well go on then Shoot me Do you mean that? Yes Well cross your heart And hope to die Cross my heart And hope to die Oh stop messing about Give me the money No But you don't understand I don't want to shoot you I know that You're supposed to be terrified of my threat I see And I waggle the gun And you give me the money And then I run out with the bag Of course But if I take the wrong one You call me back And give me the right one Yes Alright then shall we do it again? Right Alright close your eyes I won't go all the way out I'll just go a little way Out with your hands And give me your money Oh what did you press that for? It's the alarm bell I know Oh the police will be round here any minute Well you better be quick Would they take me away and put me in prison? Well hurry up and go away then What without the money? Yes hurry they'll be here any moment No I won't go Get on you idiot I don't want you to go to prison I know you don't Well go away then No I'm not going Go on No Go on Won't Go on Shant No alright then take the money Thanks