Howdy, people. Here's a little story about an old friend of mine. To all you quick folks out there, this is Encore 10-4. Every Friday, things ain't going my way. Everything is gone, my life is a country song. I got up from my bed this morning, then I heard this crushing sound. Found my left leg that was broken, and a note was laying on the ground. Baby, I'm leaving you this minute. Took the car and the cats and dogs. Got the boots and a rhinestone stencil. Nothing left but the note you got. Ah, you suck! Freaky Friday, things ain't going my way. Everything is wrong, my life is a country song. Freaky Friday, don't play on my highway. Everything is wrong, what the heck is going on? On my way through crosstown traffic, I was hit by a giant truck. Acting late to work and get fired, then suddenly the thunder struck. Baby, I'm leaving you this minute. Took the car and the cats and dogs. Got the boots and a rhinestone stencil. Nothing left but the note you got. Ah, you suck! Freaky Friday, things ain't going my way. Everything is wrong, my life is a country song. Freaky Friday, don't play on my highway. Everything is wrong, what the heck is going on? Life's a country song. Hot car, tin floor. What the heck is wrong? Yeah! Life's a country song. Hot car, tin floor. What the heck is going on? Everything is gone. My life is a country song. Hot car, tin floor. Freaky Friday, things ain't going my way. Everything is wrong, my life is a country song. Freaky Friday, don't play on my highway. Everything is wrong, what the heck is going on? Well folks, that's all for now. Life is just a long, long country song. And that's a big tin floor, tin floor, tin floor.