I make a date for golf and you can bet your life it rainsI try to give a party and the guy upstairs complainsI guess I'll go through life just catching calls and missing trainsEverything happens to meI never miss a thing, I've had the measles and the mumpsAnd every time I play an ace my partner always trumpsI guess I'm just a fool who never looks before he jumpsEverything happens to meAt first my heart thought you could break this jinx for meThat love would turn the trick to end despairBut now I just can't fool his head that thinks for meI've mortgaged all my castles in the airI've telegraphed and phoned and sent an airmail special tooYour answer was goodbye and there was even postage dueI fell in love just once and then it had to be with youEverything happens to meDa da da...Da da da...Da da da...Da da da...I've telegraphed and phonedI sent an airmail special toYour answer was goodbyeAnd there was even postage dueI fell in love just onceAnd then it had to be with youEverything happens to me