Funny how you fall in love Quicker than a new Mercedes Funny how you call him up Then you say I'm acting crazy Funny how you're sitting on the fence though Like you could run away and I'd stick around Funny how you thought you were essential Did you think you could stray and I'd save you a place Girl, it's never that It's a shame you're too late Cause the shape of your waist It was almost enough to forget what you'd done Funny how I thought you were essential Funny how I thought you were essential I'll be okay Don't feel the way Funny how you stole my friends Funny how you made them hate me Quicker than a brand new Mercedes Slicker than a brand new AP Funny how we never had potential It was just a thrill when you come around Funny how I thought you were essential Did you think you could stray and I'd save you a place Girl, it's never that It's a shame you're too late Cause the shape of your waist It was almost enough to forget what you'd done Funny how I thought you were essential Funny how I thought you were essential I'll be okay Don't feel the way I'll be okay Don't feel the way Funny how I thought you were essential Funny how I thought you were essential Don't feel the way Funny how I thought you were essential I'll be okay Funny how I thought you were essential I don't need you anyway