Bài hát: Ep 54: A Medical Problem - V.A
Hello everyone, this is night Radio from Emma Learning English.
Well, it’s been a really long time since you last heard my voice, hasn’t it. I’m terribly sorry for that but I’m kind of snowed under the workload. So forgive me,please.
Ok Anw, it’s weekend now, just relax and listen to a funny story.
A Medical Problem
An old woman came into her doctor's office and confessed to an em’barrassing problem. "I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're soundless, and they have no /ˈəʊ.dər/ odour. In fact, since I've been here, I've farted no less than twenty times. What can I do?"
"Here's a prescription, Mrs. Harris. Take these pills three times a day . come back and see me in a week."
Next week, Mrs. Harris marched into Dr. Johnson's office. "Doctor, I don't know what was it in those pills, but the problem is worse! I'm farting just as much, but now they smell terrible! What do you have to say for yourself?"
"Calm down, Mrs. Harris," said the doctor soothingly. "Because we have fixed your sinuses, now we'll work on your hearing!!!"
That’s the end of the story. So in fact, everytime she farts, others can hear the sound and enjoy the smell.
Bloody disgusting. But really funny, isn’t it?
Now, have a nice weekend. See you. bb