Well I left the morning to Peninsula about 8am Monday, headed for Cairns, I'd been driving 26 hours straight trying to make up company deadlines, and pulled over at Rockhampton for a nap. Well I guess I must have dozed off and woke up Wednesday morning, with the mobile phone ringing. It was the boss. Well this is what I said. One o'clock I got out of bed, two o'clock I brushed my head, three o'clock turned on the key. About four o'clock I've settled and ready to roll, right in my El Dorado. Five o'clock I was hungry as hell, six o'clock pulled into a shell, seven o'clock had a shower and a fiend. About eight o'clock I got out of bed, two o'clock I brushed my head, three o'clock turned on the key. About four o'clock I've settled and ready to roll, right in my El Dorado. Five o'clock I was hungry as hell, six o'clock pulled into a shell, seven o'clock had a shower and a fiend. About eight o'clock I've settled and ready to roll, right in my El Dorado. Well I guess I must have dozed off and woke up Wednesday morning, headed for Cairns, I'd been driving 26 hours straight trying to make up company deadlines, and pulled over at Rockhampton for a nap. Well this is what I said. One o'clock I got out of bed, two o'clock I brushed my head, three o'clock turned on the key. About four o'clock I've settled and ready to roll, right in my El Dorado. Well I guess I must have dozed off and woke up Wednesday morning, headed for Cairns, I'd been driving 26 hours straight trying to make up time, when I noticed what looked like smoke rising from the phone. I wondered who it could be, I switched it on and heard something that sounded like a cage of screeching cockatoos. It was the boss. Oi, where the hell have you been? Well this is what I said. Nine o'clock I picked up the check, ten o'clock I parked the rig, eleven o'clock things were getting hot. About twelve o'clock I've settled and ready to roll, right in my El Dorado. Ten o'clock I parked the rig, eleven o'clock things were getting hot. About twelve o'clock I've settled and ready to roll, right in my El Dorado. Right in my El Dorado. By the next day I'd pulled into dock five at Cairns, I was backing up to unload when I was distracted by a shower of sparks leaping from the mobile. My powers of intuition told me there was someone on the phone. I grabbed my gloves from underneath the seat and activated the hands free. It was the boss. Oi, where the hell have you been? Well like I told you before. One o'clock I got out of bed, two o'clock I brushed my hair, three o'clock turned on the TV. By four o'clock I was settled and ready to roll, right in my El Dorado. Five o'clock I was hungry as hell, six o'clock pulled into a shell, seven o'clock had a shower and feed. By eight o'clock I was settled and ready to roll, right in my El Dorado. Nine o'clock picked up a chair, ten o'clock a bargain, eleven o'clock things were getting hot. By twelve o'clock I was settled and ready to roll, right in my El Dorado. Right in my El Dorado. Boss, you're bringing up. I'm losing you. Cutting down. Hello? Hello? Right in my El Dorado. What was that? Can you speak up? Hey? Bloody phones. This mobile is either switched off or out of range. Please try again later.