Don't like you, don't like you, I don't think I like you You're bad, you're sad, and I know nicer boys Not bothered, not bothered, I simply am not bothered You're vain, a total pain, and I know sweeter girls You've been hanging round my door and watching me at school Yes, and I was thinking you're completely uncool Well, I wouldn't say yourself, as most are shy to bite Do you fly up sunny, cause your brain's hanging out? You're gagging for a date, I know you're dying to meet I don't think so, while there's still a dog left out on the street That's fine by me, I don't like you Don't need you, don't want you, I can live without you I swear, I just don't care, because I know nicer boys Don't like you, don't need you, I don't care about you You see, you're not for me, I like lots of other girls You bug me and you're ugly and your jokes are a bore Your effort at cohering conversation are poor The lights are clearly on but then there's nobody home In that case, why the hell'd you call me up on the phone? I never flippin' did sure it was you called me Well, what the hell, at least there's one thing that we agree I'm damn sure I don't like you Don't hate you, could stand you, if pushed, could tolerate you I'm sure that you'll mature, I have no more stupid boys You say it No, you say it Alright, I vaguely like you It's bad, I must be mad But I think we could be friends No commitment, only friends I like you I like you Yes, I think I like you It's real, it's how I feel And I want to be yours Would you mind not pressing that thing against me?