I saw a crazy chick runnin' down the street I said, oh, pretty baby, why the great big heat? She said, oh, wow, what a square, don't you dig the scene? Daddy Cool's playin' his piano machine Well, Daddy Who? Daddy Cool Daddy Who? Daddy Cool Daddy Cool, Daddy Cool Daddy Cool, Daddy Cool Daddy Cool, Daddy Cool Daddy Cool, Daddy Cool Daddy Cool, Daddy Cool Daddy Cool, Daddy Cool She led me by the hand Down to the railroad track And in a tin roof honky tonk A good daddy should be shagged The joint was dehumanized Except for once by night The children onto frantic hands Except for once by dawn A Daddy Cool, Daddy Cool A Daddy Cool Daddy Cool Daddy Cool, Daddy Cool Daddy Cool, Daddy Cool Wow, what a square! She walks by and then goes again, it's gross When she passes by the flashlight's on her toes That girl's got a lot of what they call the moles Well the girl can't help it she was born and bred And she's got a bigger place than she needs Now won't you kindly be aware that I can't help it Daddy cool, daddy cool