I live on the edge, but something has me really turning redI toss and then I turn inside this bed, oh yeah, yeah I saidI'm unsatisfied with all the Romeos and their goodbyesThey see a lady's incomplete, their lives are, that's why I sighIt's not just me I talk about, our age is on the wayAll the money in the women's world will never make them changeGonna *** the yellow pages, find Da Vinci at the threadTo dress me up and make me look like someone else insteadIt's time for my rehearsal, the ultimate reversalYou see I've got a plan, I'm coming back as a manI'm gonna wear blue, and find a pair of flat black leather shoesThat shine more than a diamond mine could doAnd add something new, like wear a cologneThat says you are the man I'm gonna ownAnd whispers, baby, will you take me home?I'll drop a hint and then my keys, and then I'll cast a netTo catch someone who's in for such a night he won't forgetGonna *** the yellow pages, find Da Vinci at the threadTo dress me up and make me look like someone else insteadIt's time for my rehearsal, the ultimate reversalYou see I've got a plan, I'm coming back as a manI'll hide behind the Errol Flynn moustacheRemove that false impression to make sure the feeling lastsCall me the equalizer for the girlsAnd tell me, baby, tell me where it hurtsGonna *** the yellow pages, find Da Vinci at the threadTo dress me up and make me look like someone else insteadIt's time for my rehearsal, the ultimate reversalYou see I've got a plan, I'm coming back as a manMmm, mmm, as a manI'm coming back as a manYou'll see, you'll see, as a man