15 love 30 love 30 15 40 15 Out! What? Out! What? The ball was out! You've got to be kidding! Balls in! Everyone could see that the ball's in! Chalk dust! Everyone could see that there was chalk dust! That ball was in by about a mile! You people here are goddamn senile! Don't be noisy, there's a good chap. You'll wake the life judge, she's having a nap. ***! Call yourself an umpire, you're an ***! Play on! The ball being rather naughty, kindly play on. I won't play on till you change your call. You didn't even see the ball! I come over here to play a game, but you blind geriatrics are the insane! Balls in! Everyone could see that the ball's in! Chalk dust! Everyone could see that there was chalk dust! Awfully sorry, but the ball was out. I'd be jolly grateful if you didn't shout. If you don't like it here, well you shouldn't come. Frankly, sir, you're a pain in the bum. Moron! I want another umpire, you're a moron! Chalk dust! I want to see my lawyer, there was chalk dust! You pick on me because of who I am. I'm not playing on and I don't give a damn. The ball wasn't out, it's a goddamn lie. I won't play on and I think I'm gonna cry. Chalk dust! Everyone could see that there was chalk dust! Boring! I'm going to have to shoot you now, you're boring! Sorry about this, but you're a tedious little tennis player. I'm sick of you! The umpire strikes back!