Lazy Stadium NightsLazy Stadium NightsCatfish on the mineStart through the umpire's cellyBetter have a go and sit downCatfish, million dollar manNobody can throw the ball like catfish canIt used to work on Mr. Philly's farmBut the old man wouldn't payHe pelted his glove and took his armBut he just ran awayCatfish, million dollar manNobody can throw the ball like catfish canIt used to work on Mr. Philly's farmBut the old man wouldn't payHe pelted his glove and took his armHe came up where the Yankees areDressed in a pinstripe suitSmoking big cigarettesWearing alligator bootsCatfish, million dollar manNobody can throw the ball like catfish canIt used to work on Mr. Philly's farmBut the old man wouldn't payIt used to work on Mr. Philly's farm