Well, that's how much I love you, that's how much I love you, that's how much I love you Love you so much, if you wouldn't be down, I'd jump in the river and I wouldn't drown How much she loves her catty-mo, bum-bum, maven-mo, bum-bum, hay-do, bum-bum-bum There's a boy named Catty-Bo, teeth are out and ***'s your boat, beard's a joke, but still I love him so He's a polar bear, he's a polar bear, he looks so much like a polar bear Brr, he's cold Catty came from my hometown, he's the type that runs around Have all the little girls running wild, cause he really loves his style But when it comes to loving me, Catty's as true as he can be With all his faults and running around, I love him so Catty had a funny thing, every star was Catty all the day Doing the rock and roll, bum-bum, bum-bum, bum-bum-bum Catty can do the monotube, bop the way the other boys do When he does the apple jack, you can hear his backbone crack Bum-bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum Catty has a southern drawl, I go crazy when he calls, hear him holler from the hall Love you all, I love him so The funniest thing I ever saw was Catty on the dance floor Doing the rock and roll, bum-bum, bum-bum, bum-bum-bum Catty-moe, hear them go Catty-moe, she loves him so Oh, Catty-moe, her maverick moe Oh, Catty-moe, big and tall, maverick moe's got to know My Catty-moe