It's Not So Easy To Make A Living Driving Cab In This Old Town Of L.A. You Pick Up A Fare, Listen To The Troubles, Hear The Story That They Have To Tell They Take All Their Cussing, They're Fighting And They're Fussing, They're Calling Names And Other Tricks As Well Oh That's The Life Of A Cab Driving Man Your Tire's Flat, You've Got No Jack, Your Fare Called In Complaining You Were Late A Thug Just Took Your Money, A Fare Hands You A Twenty, And Gets All Free Because You Got No Change You Get Accused Of Fussing, Of Making All The Women, On Top Of That You're Called A Thief As Well Oh That's The Life Of A Cab Driving Man Well Pick Up, That's The Story Of A Cab Driving Man Well Pick Up, *** A Fare Wherever You Can And Watch Out, They Don't Run Out On The Fare And Be Sure To Tell The Dispatch At Night That You Were There Get Up At Dark And Drive Your Gun In Rain, Fog And Every Kind Of Weather Get Kids And School Folks To The Store And Watch Out For The Old Man In The Wheelchair Always Smile And Be Polite, The Taxi Driver's Never Right, The Bank Will Hold Their Trouble Anyway Oh That's The Life Of A Cab Driving Man Well Pick Up, That's The Story Of A Cab Driving Man Well Pick Up, *** A Fare Wherever You Can And Watch Out, They Don't Run Out On The Fare And Be Sure To Tell The Dispatch At Night That You Were There Pick Up, That's The Story Of A Cab Driving Man Pick Up, That's The Story Of A Cab Driving Man