Take a look at my girlfriend, she's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend, never seem to get a lot
Take a jumbo across the water, like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true but there's not a lot I can do
Could we have kippers for breakfast, mummy dear, mummy dear
They got to have 'em in Texas, cos everyone's a millionaire
I'm a winner, I'm a sinner, do you want my autograph?
I'm a loser, what a joker
I'm playing my jokes upon you while there's nothing better to do
Don't you look at my girlfriend (Girlfriend), she's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend (Girlfriend), never seem to get a lot (What's she got? Not a lot)
Take a jumbo cross the water, like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true but there's not a lot I can do
