My Christmas is filling up, stop, I don't need no Santa Claus I don't need I was hoping for an issue, the kind of the life I was naughty and high, so now I'm trying to be nice He's a Santa, he's thankful for the little things Like what kind of stuff, Santa? Thanks to the reindeer, they pull me on my sleigh Thanks for the moonlight, it guides me on my way And I won't be greedy, I don't ask for much these days I just need one thing, please believe in me Well, Christmas comes just once a year I was hoping for a snow suit, or maybe a bow But when I asked him for fun, they bought me eight and eight and a He's a Santa, he's thankful for the little things He's a Santa Oh, thanks to the reindeer, they pull me on my sleigh Thanks for the moonlight, it guides me on my way Thanks for the memories, as they keep us safe And remind me that it's okay to be lonely Please believe in me Thanks for the moonlight, it guides me on my way And I won't be greedy, I don't ask for much these days I just need one thing, please believe in me Well, Christmas comes just once a year Thanks for the moonlight, it guides me on my way And I won't be greedy, I don't ask for much these days Hey, Mary Kate, are you getting Ashley for Christmas? Um, I actually just got her a bowflex Shut up, I was gonna get her a bowflex What, do you wanna go shopping for something else? No, I'm going home