Oh But now he's probably slow dancing with a bleach-blown champ, and she's probably getting frisky But now he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cuz she can't shoot a whiskey He's probably up behind her with a pool stick showing her how to shoot a combo And you don't know Oh Oh But now she's probably up singing some white trash version of Shania karaoke But now she's probably saying I'm drunk and he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky Right now he's probably dabbing out three dollars worth of that bathroom polo And he don't know That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little soup tub full wheel drive I Oh Into his Oh You
