I have been dragging around your sensitive egoMaking sure that your bags arrive on timeFor the dog and pony showA leather suitcase like a brickKinda makes it hard to get a good gripI drop your troubles off at the conveyor beltI hand you a ticket to go get it yourselfAt the baggage claimYou got a lot of luggage in your nameWhen you hit the groundCheck the lost and foundCause it ain't my problem nowI can't carry it allI got a lot of troubles of my ownIt's all over the yardIn the trunk of the carI'm packing it inSo come and get itIf it ain't obvious what has set me on todayBehind every woman's scornIs a man who made her that wayGo on and take your little business tripWith that sweet little habit that you can't kickYou better call your mama when you get to townCause I ain't gonna be hanging aroundAt the baggage claimYou got a lot of luggage in your nameWhen you hit the groundCheck the lost and foundCause it ain't my problem nowI can't carry it allI got a lot of troubles of my ownIt's all over the yardIn the trunk of the carI'm packing it inSo come and get itCome get itCome and pick it up, pick it upBefore I throw it up in slimesYou better pick it up, pick it upBaby, I'm me, I'm the signAt the baggage claimYou got a lot of luggage in your nameAnd when you hit the groundCheck the lost and foundCause it ain't my problem nowI can't carry it allI got a lot of troubles of my ownIt's all over the yardIn the trunk of the carWell, I'm packing it inSo come and get itCome and get it