Death to ladies first, then the gentlemen
Forcery, taxes, facelifts, abortion, nervous breakdance
Satanic girls gone wild, truly *** suicidal

First you try to *** it, then you try to eat it
If it hasn't learned your name, you better kill it before they see it
First you try to *** it, then you try to eat it
If it hasn't learned your name, you better kill it before they see it

It's armagoddamnmother***geddon
(***, eat, kill, now do it again)
It's armagoddamnmother***geddon
(***, eat, kill, et cetera)
First you try to *** it, then you try to eat it
If it hasn't learned your name, you better kill it before they see it
It's armagoddamnmother***geddon

I've got a blackened soul, morals in a hole, wish I was so dead
Now the tv set's a sharp and cold depression
Pointless intervention, illegal separation, call my dealer
I want my lawyer, we've got a situation

First you try to *** it, then you try to eat it
If it hasn't learned your name, you better kill it before they see it
First you try to *** it, then you try to eat it
If it hasn't learned your name, you better kill it before they see it

It's armagoddamnmother***geddon
(***, eat, kill, now do it again)
It's armagoddamnmother***geddon
(***, eat, kill, et cetera)
On the news, or is it the noose? The same results may vary
Side effects all vary
It's armagoddamnmother***geddon

Armagoddamnmother***geddon
Armagoddamnmother***geddon
Armagoddamnmother***geddon
Armagoddamnmother***geddon

It's armagoddamnmother***geddon
(***, eat, kill, now do it again)
It's armagoddamnmother***geddon
(***, eat, kill, et cetera)
*** the goddamned tv and the radio
And *** making hits, I'm taking credit for the death toll
It's armagoddamnmother***geddon