I'm sittin' on a sack of beans, I'm sittin' down in the New Orleans You wouldn't believe what I've seen, I'm sittin' on a sack of beans Lunatics on pogo sticks, another Southern pride freak on a crucifix Hicks don't mix with politics, people on the street just kickin' to the lace It's my favorite place to be, it's not a land called Harley Or mentally or physically, I wanna be in the New Orleans Oh good brother, just when I thought that I had seen it all My eyes popped out, my dick got hard and I dropped my jaw I saw a bird walkin' down the block, my name Apache Rose Peek-a-gawk, I could not speak, I was in shock But I told my niece to please not knock It's my favorite place to be, it's not a land called Harley Or mentally or physically, I wanna be in the New Orleans Ba-da-ba-da-boom, doo-doo-doo-doo-boom, boom-ba-da-ba-da-ba-pa-***-boom A little boy came along, name of Louis Armstrong Said that girl who left me silly, she liked the look of me and my women So I found her in the corner, good God how I adored her Oh she made me feel so cozy, when she told me I could call her Rosie I kiss your hair, your skin so fair, I'll take you with me girl, anywhere You fit well in stormy weather, I never met a girl that I liked that turned Twinkle, twinkle little star, shining down on my blue car Driving down the boulevard, she was soft and I was hard I bet she rolled, got a rockin' peacock up, hottest dance on the goddamn block Rockin' to the beat of the funky-ass beat too, she has one of those built-in features I kiss your hair, your skin so fair, I'll take you with me girl, anywhere You fit well in stormy weather, I never met a girl that I liked that turned Boom, boom, boomin' on, comin' on, boomin' on, boomin' on, yeah Boom, boom, boomin' on, comin' on, boomin' on, boomin' on, yeah Voodoo gurus casting their spells, cockatoo drag queens shakin' their bells A silver sound escapes the trumpet, watch your legs, someone might hump it Chickens strut your butt, let's rock, gettin' it on under your front Flow like a flame all through the night, my girl's insane, but it's alright Yes, my favorite place to be is not a land called Honolulu Mentally, authentically, I wanna be in a duopoly *