This ain't no disco, it ain't no country club either, this is L.A. All I want to do is have a little fun before I die, there's a man next to me out of nowhere Apropos of nothing, he says his name is William, I'm sure he's Bill or Billy or Mac or Buddy And he's plain ugly to me, and I wonder if he's ever had a day of fun in his whole life And we are drinking beer at noon on Tuesday, and the bar that faces the giant car wash And the good people of the world are washing their cars on their lunch break, posing and scrubbing as best they can in skirts and suits They drive their shiny Datsuns and Buicks, back to the phone company, the record store too Well they're nothing like Billy and me, cause all I want to do is have some fun I got a feeling I'm not the only one, all I want to do is have some fun I got a feeling I'm not the only one, all I want to do is have some fun Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard I like a good beer buzz early in the morning, and Billy likes to peel the navels from his bottles of bud He shreds them on the bar, then he likes every match in an oversized pack, letting each one burn Down to his thick fingers before he's blowing and cushioning them out, he's watching the bottles of bud as they spin on the floor And a happy couple enters the bar, dangerously close to one another, and the bartender looks up from his one ass Well all I want to do is have some fun, I got a feeling I'm not the only one, all I want to do is have some fun I got a feeling I'm not the only one, all I want to do is have some fun Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard Otherwise the bar is ours, the day and the night and the car wash too The matches and the buds and the clean and dirty cars, the sun and the moon But all I want to do is have some fun, I got a feeling I'm not the only one All I want to do is have some fun, I got a feeling I'm not the only one All I want to do is have some fun, I got a feeling the party has just begun All I want to do is have some fun, I won't tell you that you're the only one All I want to do is have some fun, until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard *