All right now, children, it's nursery time, A, B, C, D, E, F, G. I'll smash you and you'll smash me, H, I, J, K, L, M, M, O, P. I'll beat your brains out, wait and see. Now if you're gonna flinch, ah, then I'm gonna think that you're just some kind of an old cowardly big man. W, X, and Y, and Z. Now I'm gonna dislocate your knee. Then you're gonna be moving two ways at once, just like my mother-in-law. Now I look you over, what a blob, you're just some kind of a big fat slob now. You may think you know your A, B, C's, but still your hair is full of fleas. You better just give in, that's what you better do, or I'm gonna kick you right on your little shinny-shin-shin. Just don't try and go too far, your little fat head's gonna wind up in a jar. Now we're going to try our numerals, ah, may I have your attention there, children? One, two, three, four, five, and six. Won't you try my favorite place? Some snakes and some toads, and lots of rats and lots of mice. Now just parboil them, they'll taste so nice. Now if you want an entree too, I'm real nifty on a caterpillar stew. Now we know our A, B, C's, kindly stop this record, please. Aye, thank you. Now break it up there, I ask you to smash it. Will you take that record off and break it? Take it away! ABC, one, two, three, ABC! Woo! Woo! ABC!