I Just the two of us Baby, your daddy loves you And I'ma always be here for you No matter what happens You're all I got in this world I would never give you up for nothing Nobody in this world is ever gonna keep you from me I love you Come on, hey, hey, we goin' to the beach *** a couple of toys and let Dada strap you in the car seat Oh, where's Mama? She's takin' a little nap in the trunk Oh, that smell Dada must've run over a skunk Now, I know what you're thinkin' It's kinda late to go swimmin' But you know your Mama She's one of those type of women that do crazy things And if she don't get away, she'll throw a fit Don't play with Dada's toy knife, honey, let go of it And don't look so upset while you actin' bashful Don't you wanna help Dada build his sandcastle? And Mama said she wants to show you how far she can float And don't worry about that little booboo on her throat It's just a little scratch, it don't hurt Her was eatin' dinner while you was sweepin' And spilled ketchup on her shirt Mama's messy, ain't she? We'll let it wash off in the water And me and you can play by ourselves, can't we? Just the two of us Just the two of us And when we ride Just the two of us Just the two of us Just you and I Just the two of us Just the two of us And when we ride Just the two of us Just the two of us Just you and I See, honey, there's a place called heaven and a place called hell A place called prison and a place called jail And that is probably on its way to all of them except one Cause Mama's got a new husband and a stepson And you don't want a brother, do ya? Maybe when you're old enough to understand a little better I'll explain it to ya But for now, would you say Mama was real, real bad? Was bein' mean to Dad that made him real, real mad But I still feel sad that I put her on timeout Sit back in your chair, honey, quit tryin' to climb out I told you it's okay, hey, hey When the Baba take a night-night Nanny-boo, poo-poo-ga-ga Her make poo-poo-ka-ka That'll change her dighty Clean the baby up so her can take a nighty-nighty And that'll wake her up as soon as we get to the water Ninety-seven Bonnie and Clyde, me and my daughter Just the two of us Just the two of us And when we ride Just the two of us Just the two of us Just you and I Just the two of us Just the two of us And when we ride Just the two of us Just the two of us Just you and I Wake up, sleepyhead, we're here Before we pray, we're gonna take Mommy for a little walk along the pier Haley, don't cry, honey, don't get the wrong idea Mama's too sleepy to hear you screamin' in her ear That's why you can't get her to wake But don't worry, Dada made a nice bed for Mommy at the bottom of the lake Here, you wanna help Dada tie a rope around this rock? We'll tie it to her pussy, then we'll roll her off the dock Ready now? Here we go, on the count of three One, two, three Wee! There goes Mama, splashin' in the water No more fightin' with Dad, no more restraining order No more step-dad-dad, no more new brother Blow her kisses bye-bye, tell Mama you love her And we'll go play in the sand, build a castle and jump But first, just help Dad with two more things out the trunk Just the two of us Just the two of us And when we ride Just the two of us Just the two of us Just you and I Just the two of us Just the two of us And when we ride Just the two of us Just the two of us Just you and I Just the two of us Just me and you, baby Just the two of us That's all we need in this world Just the two of us Just me and you Just the two of us Your Dada will always be here for you Your Dada's always gonna love you Remember that If you ever need me I'ma always be here for you If you ever need anything Just ask Your Dada will be right there Your Dada loves you I love you, baby I love you, baby