You walked in to the party like you were walking onto a yacht Your hat strategically dips below one eye Your stocking points are bripped tight You had one eye in the mirror as you watched yourself about And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partner, they'd be your partner And you're so vain You probably think this song is about you And you're so vain I bet you think this song is about you Don't you? Don't you? You had me several years ago When I was still quite naive You said we made such a pretty pair And that you would never leave But you gave away the things you loved And one of them was me I had some dreams There were clouds in my coffee, clouds in my coffee And you're so vain You probably think this song is about you And you're so vain I bet you think this song is about you Don't you? Don't you? Well, I hear you went up to Saratoga And your horse naturally won Then you threw your legit up to Nova Scotia To see the total eclipse of the sun Well, you're where you should be all the time And when you're not, you're with some underworld spy Or the wife of a close friend The wife of a close friend And you're so vain You probably think this song is about you And you're so vain I bet you think this song is about you Don't you? Don't you? You're so vain You're so vain You're so vain You're so vain You're so vain