Our love story could be kinda gory, far from boring
We'd meet at a post-apocalypse
Yeah, I'd be slowly walking in a group stalking you
You'd be the only man alive, that I could not resist

Then all of your friends they'd try to kill us
But only because they'd be jealous
That our love is deeper than Edward and Bella's
Oh

If I were a zombie
I'd never eat your brain
I'd just want your heart
Yeah, I'd want your heart
I'd just want your heart
Yeah, oh

If I were a zombie
I'd never eat your brain
I'd just want your heart
Yeah, I'd want your heart
I'd just want your heart
'Cause I want ya

You'd be hiding in a second floor apartment
Knocking all the stairs down to
Save your life from the undead
Double-barrel shotgun
Taking out the slow ones
Then you'd see the passion
Burning in my eye
And I'd keep my head

Then all of your friends
They'd try to kill
Only because they'd be jealous
That our love is deeper than Edward and Bella's
Oh

If I were a zombie
I'd never eat your brain
I'd just want your heart
Yeah, I'd want your heart
I'd just want your heart
Yeah, oh

If I were a zombie
I'd never eat your brain
I'd just want your heart
Yeah, I'd want your heart
I'd just want your heart
'Cause I want ya

And I'd try
Not to bite
And infect you
Because
I'd respect you too much
Yeah, that's why I'd wait until
We got married
Oh
And the happiest days would be spent
Picking off of your friends
And they'd see a love this deep
Won't stay buried

If I were a zombie
I'd never eat your brain
I'd just want your heart
Yeah, I'd want your heart
I'd just want your heart
Yeah, oh

If I were a zombie
I'd never eat your brain
I'd just want your heart
Yeah, I'd want your heart
I'd just want your heart
'Cause I want ya