My friend's got a bruise on his leg, a bruise on his leg Every time you speak My friend's got a bruise on his leg, where I press my knee Every time you speak Actually, bottom line You tell the truth sometimes Sometimes you tell the truth Like you're pulling taffy My friend's got a bruise on his arm, a bruise on his arm Every time you speak My friend's got a bruise on his arm, where I shove my elbow Every time you speak Actually, bottom line You tell the truth sometimes Sometimes you tell the truth Like you're pulling taffy Oh, oh, oh My friend's got a bruise on his rib, where I poke my finger Every time you speak My friend's got a bruise on his rib, his ribcage is now numb Every time you speak Actually, bottom line You tell the truth sometimes Sometimes you tell the truth Like you're pulling taffy Oh, oh, oh