I look out from my window at the losers down below I'm a king and they're just bones I'm the toast among the crowns The profile in the mirror gets more classic every day Every feature, every trait Is this to be my fate? Oh, why was I made this way? Bless you, superior I'm so much better than you I cut above the rest In so many ways I'm blessed Woe is me, what shall I do? Superior, the creamy creme de la crepe I'm flying on a higher plane Try to drag me down your drain But I'll remain right here on top, thank you Eons and eons of devolving peons Have just served to lower the bar It's survival of the dumbest While us great ones get punished In a world of black holes I'm a star Superior, oh, don't you wish you were me You're so bland and I'm sublime A pearl cast before you swine But you're too blind to see, hello A cut crystal jar, a fine caviar A bubble bath and gold pinky rings Ascots and brie, me, me, me and more me Along with a quartet of strings Watch me work Wait for me now Oh, somebody's flat My reeds, I'm sorry I'm picking up five, six, seven, eight Superior, you ask me how I know The answer's so profound Oh, how do I dumb this down? You inferior, me superior Nothing makes me leerier than your gauche exterior I'm so superior The next evolutionary step