All King Cole was a merry old soul, he wore a ballet boot and a neck full of gold. Dressed to the beat, you know he couldn't go wrong, you see his fashion designer was Louis Vuitton. Mary had a homegirl and her name was Mary, Mary was a girl that was quite contrary. She didn't work in a garden cause she loved to rob, King Cole caught her chillin' with the boys on the block. So all the kings watched her, and all the kings men, went to pick Mary up in her Mercedes Benz. The king said, Mary, is this the end? All I want to know is if you're still my friend, tell me that what you're sayin' is not true, and the way I feel about it, you feel it too. Mary told the king, you know for all you do, you know that I'm a freak and this freak's for you. Now Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, everybody knew Jack as Mr. Slick. He had girls you could see and girls undercover, and because he was slick they didn't know one another. One day while kickin' in his limousine, he ran upon a girl they called Francine. Francine's homegirl was little Bo Peep, boy Jack used to kick it on 32nd Street. Jack said, Francine, let's arrange a date, the time is now, I can't hardly wait. Francine turned around and said, oh no, I got a best friend and her first name is Bo. I know about you and little Bo Peep, and I know about your place on 32nd Street, but you're castin' over days on through, my friend, your candlestick is burned down to the end. I know about you and little Bo Peep, and I know about your place on 32nd Street, but you're castin' over days on through, my friend, your candlestick is burned down to the end. Little Boy Blue, go blow your horn, all the freaks are on the loose. Humpty Dumpty's not on the wall, he with his girlfriend Mother Goose. Three blind mice at the Dream Team show last night with the farmer's wife. They was jammin' to the sound that was goin' down, you never seen such a sight in your life. Jack Sprat could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean. So he reached in his shelf, jumped back to the left, then opened a can of beans. Little Jack Horner sat in the corner with his Walkman radio. Old Mother Hubbard's cupboard was bare, so she rushed to the grocery store. Pop goes the Dream Team!