Oh, there is the ladies' powder room, shiny and bright and new But where is the gents' convenience, where is the loo? Oh, this kind of inequality, well I'm afraid not do Oh, where is the gents' convenience, I'm asking you? Why should it have to come to blows, when all I ask is this, where in the hell a fella goes? When he wants to powder his nose, there is the place where ladies go to put their faces on But where is the gents' convenience, there is the Jane, where is the John? And when the mood's been juicy, what is a guy to do when they've laid it on for Lucy, but not for a loo? Why should it have to come to blows, when all I ask is this, where in the hell a fella goes? When he wants to powder his nose, there is the place where ladies go to put their faces on But where is the gents' convenience, there is the Jane, where is the John? And when the mood's been juicy, what is a guy to do when they've laid it on for Lucy, but not for a loo?