Song: I Travel in Biscuits - John Cooper Clarke

the sound of the daylight
the smell of the urine
the rain on the drainpipes
the filthy two-two time
i should know better
how an animal feels
a real go-getter
a wolf on all wheels
white collar whizz kids
button three mohair
i travel in biscuits
getting me nowhere
munchety munch
this is the punchline
crunchety crunch
they last you a lunchtime
who can resist it
who can be so square
i travel in biscuits
getting me nowhere
can you afford it
this is the crunch
orders are audits
a kiss or a punch
a dangerous neighborhood
don't push it too far
i feel like i'm made of wood
i stay in the car
i had to risk it
i had to go there
i travel in biscuits
getting me nowhere
the critical daylight
the smell of the urine
the rain on the drain pipes
the filthy two-two time
life is precarious
a long way from home
in alien areas
always alone
i look like a misfit
no one i know there
i travel in biscuits
getting me nowhere
munchety munch
this is the punchline
crunchety crunch
they last you a lunchtime
who can resist it
who can be so square
i travel in biscuits
getting me nowhere
i had to risk it
i got to go there
i travel in biscuits
getting me nowhere
i look like a misfit
no one i know there
i travel in biscuits
getting me nowhere