Bài hát: I Just Had *** - Akon
Sometimes
Something beautiful happens
in this world
Oh
And Lonely Island
You don't know how to express yourself so
You just gotta sing
I just had ***
And it felt so good
A woman let me put my penis inside her
I just had ***
And I'll never go back
To the not-having-***
Ways of the past
Have you ever had ***?
I have, it felt great
It felt so good when I did it with my penis
A girl let me do it
It literally just happened
Having *** could make a nice man out' the meanest
You'll never guess where I just came from
I had ***
If I had to describe the feeling it was the best
When I had the ***
Man my penis felt great
And I called my parents right after I was done
Oh hey, didn't see you there
Guess what I just did
Had ***, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest
Well sure
Nice of her to let you do that thing
Nice of any girl ever
Now sing
I just had ***
And it felt so good
A woman let me put my penis inside her
Wanna tell the world
To be honest
I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it
Doesn't really make sense
But man, screw it
I ain't one to argue with a good thing
She could be my wife
That good?
The best 30 seconds of my life
I'm so humbled by a girls ability to let me do her
Cuz honestly I'd have *** with a pile of manure
With that in mind the soft, nice-smellin' girl's better
She let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater
So this one's dedicated to them girls
That let us flop around on top of them
If you're near or far, whether short or tall
We wanna thank you all for lettin' us **** you
She kept looking at her watch
Doesn't matter, had ***
But I cried the whole time
Doesn't matter, had ***
I think she might have been a racist
Doesn't matter, had ***
She put a bag on my head
Still counts
I just had ***
And my dreams came true
So if you had *** in the last 30 minutes then you're qualified to sing with me
I just had ***
And it felt so good
A woman let me put my penis inside her
I just had ***
And I'll never go back
To the not-having-***
Ways of the past
